Me with a giggle: "More? Yes!"
Pediatric urgent care doctor: "So he doesn't have any infections or the flu. I'd suggest removing lactose from his diet for a bit to help regulate his bowel movements."
Me: "Okay. Well that's about half his diet. Sigh. No milk. No cheese."
Doctor: "No milk but cheese is ok."
Me: "Why is cheese ok?"
Doctor: "Remember curds and whey? The curds are fine. It's the whey that has the lactose in it. Cheese will help firm things up."
Me in my head: "No I don't remember curds and whey. YOU were born in 1900, not me. I have never in my life churned milk."
Me to him in real life: Blank stare. "Um, ok, sure. Cheese, no milk."
Danny: Hands his bowl to me.
Me: Taking his bowl, "All done?"
Danny: Hands me his spoon.
Me: "Honey, are you all done?"
Me: "Danny are you ALL DONE?? Say 'todo todo'."
Danny: Signing, "TO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO!!"
Me: "That's me!"
Danny towards the window: "Mamamamamamamamama..."
Me: "I'M Mama, honey."
Me in a restaurant to Danny: "Here, would you like this?"
Alejandro to Danny: "Here, have some crayons."
Danny: Throws a crayon.
Me: "It's not ok to throw," taking away the other crayons.
Danny: At the top of his lungs, reminiscent of a dramatic movie scene, "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Alejandro and me: Burying our faces in our hands to snuffle laughter.
Man in the grocery store to his toddler: "That is ENOUGH!"
Me to the man: "We were just having that same conversation."