My Mom walks into the house at dinner time and says, "It's chilly in here."
"It's not chilly. The heater was just on," retorted my stepdad, Shaun.
Mom: "It's cold! I'm cold!"
Shaun: "But the heater was just on!"
Mom: "Then why do you need to take a hot bath?"
Shaun: "Because I just walked outside for 4 miles. The heater was JUST on."
Mom: "So, you're saying I should wait for a hot flash?"
Then Danny pipes up: "Hot flashes are good!"