February 10, 2013

The Conversation Around Here

My Mom walks into the house at dinner time and says, "It's chilly in here."

"It's not chilly.  The heater was just on," retorted my stepdad, Shaun.

Mom: "It's cold!  I'm cold!"

Shaun: "But the heater was just on!"

Mom: "Then why do you need to take a hot bath?"

Shaun: "Because I just walked outside for 4 miles.  The heater was JUST on."

Mom: "So, you're saying I should wait for a hot flash?"

Shaun:  "Yeah."

Then Danny pipes up: "Hot flashes are good!"